Dear People in My Neighborhood –

Good for you, for getting outside and exercising your body!

But for the love of all that is holy, PLEASE walk on the sidewalks.

It’s not as though the sidewalks are all torn up or cracked or even very tilty. No, they are smooth and paved and surrounded on both sides by grass. They go all the way around the neighborhood, too, so I don’t really see the point of walking in the road.

Plus, walking in the road is DUMB. This neighborhood is a big circle, people. Cars careen around the road like they’re auditioning for the Indy 500.

It is especially dumb AT NIGHT. When those aforementioned speeding cars can’t see you.

Walk on the freaking sidewalks.

Love,

Mrs. Doctor