Dinners This Week and Last

Dinners This Week and Last

Since my brain is once again doing the thing where it refuses to acknowledge that I have ever eaten anything for dinner in my life, let’s start with the meals I did indeed make last week.

There is a contradiction inherent in the previous sentence, I realize. The thing is, I can often remember Things I Just Ate, some of which are fine but not desirable for a second week in a row, some of which will not make the repeats list. I just can’t remember other things, and sometimes even perusing my list of Reliably Delicious Dinners (which I need to update) fails to raise palatable options. No idea why I am the way that I am.

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Let’s see. Last week I made a version of my favorite fall salad, but something(s) went horribly wrong and it was nearly inedible. For one thing, I think I somehow overcooked the quinoa? It didn’t seem burnt, but it was incredibly bitter and so crunchy it felt like I’d taken a heaping mouthful of very fine gravel. An equally insurmountable problem was the dressing. I made an apple cider vinaigrette, and added a little bit of Dijon mustard to it for emulsifying and flavor purposes, and it was AWFUL. Much much too sour. But by the time I realized just how terrible it was, I’d doused the entire salad in it. Oh, and I bought a nice sharp cheddar for my husband’s salad, per his request, but I’d meant to get myself some goat cheese and forgot to do so. I just don’t care for sharp cheddar in a salad, and I missed the creamy goatiness from my preferred cheese. (It probably would have sopped up some of the intense sourness from the dressing.) Also, I saw some frozen tempura shrimp in the freezer section, and bought them for Carla, who recently tried a tempura shrimp when out to dinner with friends. Since I had failed to defrost myself some salmon for my salad (I’d roasted some chicken breasts for my husband), I air fried the shrimp and they were not a good complement to my fall salad. What a disappointment. Next time, I will stick to my own recipe and my husband can power through the sweetness.

A success last week was the One Pot Lemon, Basil, Corn & Ricotta Pasta. My grocery store still has corn on the cob, and it’s still a good price. The ears were a little smaller than they were in the height of summer, but they were still decent. My basil plant provided plenty of basil. And the melty cheese mixture – ricotta and brie – turned out to be delicious. I did have a moment of panic when I realized I’d only bought half the required ricotta, so I ended up tossing in half a brick of cream cheese on a whim. It worked beautifully. I wouldn’t hesitate to make this again, although I don’t expect it’s the kind of thing I’m going to want more than once or twice a season.

Those are the only Full Meals I made last week. Unless you count brunch, which was bagels and lox – such an easy meal it feels like cheating. As per usual when I serve a meal for houseguests, I found myself lamenting my dearth of tiny serving utensils. I have one pair of tiny gold tongs, but I think I’d rather have a whole selection of matching tiny spoons, forks, and tongs with which guests can sprinkle their bagels with capers and onions and fetch a lemon wedge. We got our bagels from one of those bagel places, and the bagels themselves were in fact much tastier than grocery store bagels. But they had not been cut completely through, which was frustrating. I can think of few things more harrowing than trying to slice a bagel in half. Carla suggested we get a bagel guillotine, but my experience with those is that they don’t work particularly well, either, and it’s not like we eat bagels so regularly we need a whole tool simply for dealing with them. Speaking of one-use kitchen tools: When I was looking for a bagel guillotine, I came across some, well, unique kitchen tools for presenting bagels and donuts. I really want to know the kind of people for whom these would be sensible purchases. Yes, yes, I could see how they would be quite fun for a donut-themed party or for, like, a post-wedding brunch. But I prefer to imagine my Bizarro World counterpart using them to host a weekly bagel bash.

I seem to have become distracted. Distraction is preferable to planning dinner. And yet, the humans in my house remain unamenable to trying cat food, which is so very very easy to prepare.

DINNERS FOR THE WEEK OF OCTOBER 5

  • Chili Honey Chicken & Sweet Potatoes: This one’s going back on the list, baby! I bought the ingredients for this meal last week and I think I’ll have time to prep the “marinade” and the sauce today, so we’ll eat it tonight.
  • Slow Cooker Beef Stroganoff: This is the only other definite on my meal plan this week, because it was a special request from my husband. Well, not the slow cooker part. That was my own stipulation, considering it feels impossible to pick up my kiddo from sports and then come home and whip up a beef stroganoff.
  • Korean Beef Sesame Noodles: Wow, this is beginning to look like a beef-heavy week. But it just so happens that I have a package labeled “Korean beef” in my freezer. Perhaps I could just toss the defrosted beef into this recipe, making the sauce, noodles, and some veg, and call it a day?
  • Some Sort of Tacos: I know, I know. My husband is sick of tacos. But I really, really want an excuse to make this cilantro lime slaw. Plus, he is much more likely to accept a taco for dinner if it’s not the old ground-beef standby. Perhaps I could make some slow cooker honey chipotle chicken or some slow cooker carnitas. Both options would be excellent vehicles for the slaw.

 

That seems like enough ambition for this week. What are you hankering for?

Dinners This Week

Dinners This Week

In and among the other things I am doing, I have been thinking about dinners almost nonstop. Where an endless list of options should be is a blank space. My brain simply refuses to volunteer any ideas, except on the occasion when it brings to mind the dinner I ate last night. (Frozen pizza is what I ate for dinner last night.)

Dinner is The Worst.

Okay, okay, enough complaining. To be clear, I am in the mood for some fall food. But my current schedule has made it impossible to plan ahead enough to prepare the things that sound good. Like my favorite fall salad, for instance. It seems dumb to buy the ingredients for a salad that will inevitably wilt into unspeakable liquid in my fridge, please do not ask me how I have so readily come up with that image.


What I should be doing is making something in the slow cooker every night. It just feels like I’ve exhausted all my best slow cooker options, though. In the past few weeks, I’ve made chipotle chicken tortilla soup, white chicken chili, balsamic pork, and boeuf bourguignon (which Carla requested! and ate!!!!! and then ate leftovers!!!!!!!!!!!!). All were delicious, all produced copious leftovers.

I need QUICK – like, “can be prepped and ready in 30 minutes max” – and I need EASY – like, “sits in a slow cooker all day and can be scooped onto plates” or “can be plopped onto a sheet pan and shoved in the oven” and I need NOT TACOS because otherwise my husband might excommunicate me.

Let’s see what we can come up with.

DINNERS FOR THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 29

  • One Pot Lemon, Basil, Corn & Ricotta Pasta: I don’t know why I’m even listing this here. It sounds delicious, is why. But I already have a robust cons list before I’ve even put a single item in my grocery cart: 1. This is NOT a fall meal. Corn and basil are SUMMER foods. However… I do have a very happy and productive basil plant on my porch, and I think my grocery store still has fresh corn in abundance. So maybe it IS a fall meal. 2. There is no meat in this dinner, which means I have to figure out how to add it in. Probably I’ll turn to a convenience protein, like pre-shredded chicken or a ready-made chicken breast from the prepared foods section. I don’t WANT chicken though, but I guess I could make salmon for myself and Carla. 3. I planned to make this earlier this summer, bought all the ingredients, never made it, and ended up wasting the ricotta. (I do think I made use of the corn and basil.) 4. The recipe was on a list of “easy” dinners, and Teighan claims this dinner is ready in just 30 minutes, but… do I believe that??? 5. Corn silk, all over my kitchen.
  • Chili Honey Chicken & Sweet Potatoes:  We haven’t had this in a while. The sweet potatoes make it feel slightly fall-escent. It’s a sheet pan meal, so it meets the “can be plopped onto a sheet pan and shoved into the oven” criterion. But… it does take some prep work. Plus, the cilantro yogurt sauce – which is the star of the show – feels like it requires too much energy. But… maybe I could prep the chicken and potatoes the night before? And do the cilantro yogurt while everything is cooking? This dish IS delicious.
  • Sheet Pan Veggie Shawarma: If I also make this dish, I can have the cilantro yogurt sauce from the previous recipe do double duty. (I prefer it to the tahini sauce listed in the shawarma recipe.) The big downside to this recipe is all the chopping of veggies. Also, I will need some sort of protein for my husband. Maybe a rotisserie chicken could give him one breast for the corn and basil pasta and a second breast for the shawarma? That means I need to make the pasta on Night 3, though, and probably make a stop for the rotisserie chicken on Night 2.
  • Cold Noodle Salad with Spicy Peanut Sauce: We haven’t had this in a long while, and it just sounds yummy to me right now. It does not meet two-thirds of my afore-mentioned criteria, though. But it would produce leftovers, which is a plus. I don’t know. This might be a reach.

This is A Very Optimistic List. There’s no way I’m making all of these. Is there a chance that I will make any of them? Or will my husband and I continue to do the thing where one of us asks what’s for dinner and the other says I don’t know and then I end up listing the extremely unappealing contents of our fridge/freezer/pantry? Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!

Five for Friday

Five for Friday

It’s the final Friday in September and I have a few things on my mind. Also, this post has a TON of parentheticals, just FYI.

Heads Up: Changes Afoot

Here’s what happened. Last fall, I had a little blogging existential crisis, to which you all responded with love and kindness as is your beautiful tendency. (I love you.) Then I had a chat with my husband about this here bloggy hobby. Then I bought a domain name in preparation for transitioning to a new blog. Then I sat on the new blog for FIVE MONTHS my god, you’d think the domain name would be “expertprocrastinator.com” because I am A True Expert in Not Doing Things in a Timely Manner. (What happened was I got overwhelmed, set it aside, kept setting aside, then couldn’t stop.) Then, this week, I finally took some time to migrate seventeen years of blog posts and comments to the new blog and figure out how to do things, like “add posts” and “muck about with CSS in ways that are sure to be disastrous.” And now I am finally nearly ready (“ready”) to shift you to the new space.

At first, I was all about starting fresh! New blog theme, new layout, blah blah. But a) I found it almost impossible to deal with a new blog theme/layout because I am no longer quite as agile with technology as I once was; b) the available WordPress themes seem to work best with photo heavy content, and I am not nor will I ever be a fantastic photographer; and c) even though the whole thing probably (hopefully?) won’t feel like a huge change to you, it felt, to me, like a new URL plus a new look was asking you to digest quite a lot.

All that said, my current blog theme has long been defunct. I was able to install a similar but not identical theme, so things will look a little different. Also, I am so poorly versed in web design that things are Quite Wrinkly; with lots of help from Google and much trial and error, I hope to iron out the worst wrinkles in time.

Starting next week sometime (I think? but also see above for a reminder about my True Expertise) (and also, do most people just institute the change rather than interminably dragging it out????) (I, if you have not already intuited this fact, am not good with change), I am going to try to redirect this site to the new one. I think the transition should be unobtrusive on your end… HOWEVER, you will need to update the URL in your feed reader and I also think you may need to resubscribe to emails if that’s how you access new posts. I’m sorry; if I can find a way to migrate the email list without you having to do anything, I will, but I haven’t looked into it yet. I know, I know; I’ve only had five entire months to look into it.

You can go check it out now, if you like, or add the new URL to your blog roll/feed reader: suzannedaybyday.com Please keep in mind that you may feel a bit like you’ve arrived at a wedding reception an hour early: piles of unironed tablecloths on the tables, half-filled vases surrounded by leaves and stem trimmings, boxes of candlesticks and centerpieces overflowing on every surface, people in decidedly NOT party attire running around. Hopefully it will all get sorted out, but it may take until the last minute.

Negroni Week

My husband informed me that it’s Negroni Week! I did not know that was a thing, but I’m on board for any week in which I can try a fun cocktail. The Negroni is a recent favorite of my husband’s. He ordered one during our trip to Canada that he said is the best Negroni he’s ever tasted. He thinks the difference lies in the vermouth; the brand, according to the restaurant website, is Carpano Antica. The other ingredients are gin, Campari, an orange, and ice. We have gin in our cupboards; gin is the Liquor of Choice in this household, as in my husband’s household of origin. I strongly recommended getting Bombay Sapphire, as that is the gin the restaurant uses. But my husband says that Tanqueray (which we already have) is more versatile a gin than Bombay. Not to mention, the prevailing advice seems to be that Negroni’s benefit from a strong, London dry gin (like Tanqueray). We’ll see. We did need to get a bottle of Campari, which I understand to be a bitter liqueur that tastes of orange peels. (Ew?) (I don’t think it’s intended to be taken on its own, but still.) We also needed an orange, and my husband ordered these fun ice cube molds. (We got the spheres, because we are boring. If you are a dog lover or, like, a Yale grad, perhaps you should get the bulldogs???)

The Negroni recipe is stupid simple: 1:1:1, ice, orange peel. But I might try Noble Pig’s version, which eases up on the bitterness quite a bit.

AI Encounter

A few months ago, I am pretty sure I spoke to an AI agent on the phone. This has happened a couple times since, but I never know know. Yesterday, I got a call from our HVAC company. The caller said their (its?) name was Shawn, and told me I was due for an air conditioner check. The checkup would be completely free since it’s covered as part of my annual membership. “I just got a brand new air conditioner,” I told Shawn. “Do I really need a check up?” (I am 90% sure that I already had this conversation with someone, by the way.) Yes, Shawn assured me, I did need a checkup, even on a new air conditioner; it was good to assess how the new unit had been performing in the months since we’d had it installed, and, not to worry, the cost was covered under my membership. “Okay,” I said, not entirely convinced, but whatever; that argument made sense. “Don’t I have a furnace inspection coming up?” My thought was to try to combine the two inspections if possible. You sure do, said Shawn. You have a furnace, water heater, and air conditioner check scheduled for next week, in fact. I blinked a couple of times, waiting for Shawn to hear the words that had just been uttered. Shawn did not catch up. “So… the air conditioner inspection is part of the appointment that I have already scheduled?” Yes indeed, Shawn told me. And asked if I needed anything else, as though I had been the one to initiate this completely pointless call.

 The experience, short and not-particularly-awful-in-the-grand-scheme-of-things as it was, kind of boiled my beets. What a waste of time – mine, and that of whatever hapless technician Shawn was clearly going to book to do a superfluous inspection of my air conditioner.

I am left with two questions. One: Is it okay to ask if someone is an AI? I don’t think I could do it, actually; my fear of offending someone is too great. But also, shouldn’t an AI agent announce itself? That is not my second question, although maybe it should be. Two: Would it be wildly Karen-ish to contact my HVAC company and tell them I want them to stop using AI agents to contact me? Eh, probably it is wildly Karen-ish and I should ignore the impulse. Well, there you go. I answered my questions for myself. I’d still be interested in your thoughts, though.

Impulse Bulbs

The other day, I came across the bulbs display at Costco. I love flowers so very much and, before I knew it, two packages had made their way into my cart (giant allium and narcissus, $15 each bag). Now that I’ve broken the bulb seal, I want ALL the bulbs. I got too few, for sure, and I keep spotting little empty places in our yard where bulbs would look beautiful popping up in the spring.

Keep in mind that I have not yet planted the bulbs I already purchased. I should probably get on that. But I don’t know how. I mean. I could watch a YouTube video or look it up in a library book or online, so the knowing how is only a few keystrokes away. But maybe I need to buy some bulb planting tools in advance, just in case? Like this little guy? Ooooh… or there’s this tool that seems to do EVERYTHING; it even promises to help me plant the annuals I can never resist in the summer. It is a little bit pricy though, at least in comparison to the bulb planter. There’s also an attachment for my drill, and it’s under $10. If I had seen this one first, it might already be on the way to my house, but the other tools seem to remove the dirt from the hole, and this one does not.

My biggest problem with bulbs is that so many (all?) of them are toxic to cats. So I will be admiring any and all bulb blooms from my house, and not bringing them inside to enjoy in a vase. Maybe what I really need to do is plant some Gerbera daisies, which are one of the few non-toxic-to-cats flowers that I actually like.

Ask Me Anything

San mentioned that November is right around the corner, and with it, NaBloPoMo. I am planning to participate this year, while reserving full rights to drop out at any time. But I am a little bit concerned that I won’t be able to come up with enough topics to achieve the requisite number of posts. To that end, I am resurrecting my Ask Me Anything form. Please let me know if you have any burning questions I can address via post.

 

That’s all I’ve got for you today, Internet. What’s on your mind?