Actual conversation held Sunday night whilst watching the MTV VMAs:
Husband: It looks like Lady Gaga is wearing cold cuts.
Me (to the TV): Oh, Goggs. Why does it not surprise me that you’re wearing a meat dress?
Husband: That can’t be real meat, though…
Me: Of course it is – look at how it moves when she walks. Fabric doesn’t move like that.
Husband: Who would wear a dress made of real meat?
Me: Who would wear a dress made of FAKE meat? I mean, what’s the point of wearing a meat dress if it’s not real?
Husband has no choice but to agree with my airtight logic.
haha I loved this! Would I choose to wear fake or real meat? hmm…I don’t know but I agree that if you are going to be that ridiculous, you may as go for the real thing!
I am still really really confused as to why she wore a meat dress?! I think that might be one of the most disgusting things EVER… seriously nasty 🙁
But yes, the important things. lol… that conversation is hilarious!
She’s clever, though, isn’t she?
haha!! airtight. why do they bother fighting with us? we always win.
Hilarious. And a good man realizes when he’s been defeated.
Did you see the photo of her in a meat bikini on the cover of some Japanese magazine??? Sooooo weird yet strangely intriguing. I’d post the link but then I’d have to google “Japanese meat bikini” at work and my internet usage might get flagged…
YES! And I watched a clip of the Ellen show where Gaga “explains” why she is wearing the meat. Her explanation doesn’t really make a lot of sense to me, but I think her intentions are from a good place.
LoL. Love your deep, thought-provoking conversations with your husband. 🙂
Oh, Lady Gaga….you never cease to fascinate and confuse us.
I guess, technically, we do wear leather — or that’s probably what vegetarians like my sister would say. But leather isn’t raw, smelly or attractive to other hungry animals!
Weird.
Meat is delicious.
And sexy.
No?
I love la Gaga, but that dress made me gag. HA!
haha so funny! I was wondering if it was real too… I mean, that had to have broken every health violation, ever.
Haha, sounds like you truly “get” Gaga.
Hence the reason why I didn’t watch the VMAs. I’m much too old to “get” it.